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Curso básico de expresiones útiles en inglés →

- for if the flies: por si las moscas

- from lost to the river: de perdidos al río

- to other thing butterfly a otra cosa mariposa

- it comes out of itself se sale

- a dry stick                                                          a palo seco

- of whore mother                                               de puta madre

- if I catch you I brush you                               si te pillo te cepillo

- either we all play or we pop the doll             o jugamos todos o pinchamos la muñeca

- assaulting cribs/cradles                                  asaltacunas

- I shit in the milk                                                me cagü’en la leche

- I shit in the bitch                                              me cagü’en la puta

- like from loving you to fucking you              como de quererte a joderte

- fucking the female pig                                     joder la marrana

- you have to be to the parrot                          tienes que estar al loro

- good little roll                                                   buen rollito

- bad roll                                                               mal rollo

- what bad little roll…                                        que mal rollito…

- give it a glass of beer                                      dale caña

- two tits pull more than two carts                   tiran más dos tetas que dos carretas

- to the bag Francis                                            a saco paco

- it peels me                                                         me la pela

- you shit little parrot                                         te cagas lorito

- it gives me a stick                                             me da palo

- (going) by the little leg                                    (irse) por la patilla

- don’t fuck me                                                    no me jodas

- it’s the milk                                                        es la leche

- they give you bag                                           que te den por saco

- I’m rubbing my self                                          me estoy sobando

- it gives me by the ass                                      me da por culo

- that a fish fucks you                                        que te folle un pez

- I am breded                                                       estoy empanado

- you don’t get breded of anything                 no te empanas de nada

- to the bred, bred and to the wine, wine        al pan, pan y al vino, vino

- you are like a goat                                            estás como una cabra

- either everybody fucks or the bitch to the river         o follamos todos o la puta al río

- you put me mace                                              me pones mazo

- you are going blind                                         vas ciego

- you are blind                                                     estas ciego

- you are going fart                                             vas pedo

- it’s the dick                                                       es la polla

- to the done, breast                                          a lo hecho, pecho

- more fart than Alfred                                       más pedo que alfredo

- it sweats me                                                      me la suda

- you are in the place                                         estás colocado

- I am put                                                              estoy puesto

- I am going to the little point                           voy con el puntillo

- he is going to the big up                                 va de subidón

- to two candles                                                  a dos velas

- candleholder                                                     sujetavelas

- without hairs in the tongue                            sin pelos en la lengua

- walk already!                                                     anda ya!

- go with the party to another place                                vete con la fiesta a otra parte

- tomorrow god will say                                     mañana dios dirá

- you have more tale than little street              tienes más cuento que calleja

- It sends eggs                                                    manda huevos

- fucks yourself                                                   jódete

-seehards                                                             verduras

- big goat                                                             cabrón

- what level Mary Elisabeth!                             qué nivel maribel!

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Cuando por fin aciertas cuales son las pastillas rojas, redondas, de la caja blanca que quiere el abuelo de turno

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#when #finish #level #Angry Birds #left #bird
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